With hilarious articles and interesting facts The Modern Drunkard Magazine is a great online read. The recent Article ‘The 86 rules of boozing’ informs the reader of the dos and donts at the bar. Here are some examples:

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

Click the image and make sure to also check out rules 28, 65, and 77